The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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