Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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