thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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