used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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