Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The power of my boobs compel you
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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