Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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