Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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