I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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