Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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