I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
