sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
