Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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