The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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