doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
wat bout pragnant strippers??
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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