I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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