oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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