Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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