Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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