we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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