i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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