me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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