Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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