are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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