I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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