Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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