If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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