Where are you?
In a non slutty way
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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