He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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