Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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