Three words: puerto rican gang bang
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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