Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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