Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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