If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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