Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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