You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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