yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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