don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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