Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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