Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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