idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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