i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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