Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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