Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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