Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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