Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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