you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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