We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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