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Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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