Have you finally orgasmed yet?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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