I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
