try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
