The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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