So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sacagawea was the original milf.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Found the puke drawer
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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