hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
